Is being green the new equivalent to being a bad boy?

Baby you can drive my hybrid...

When a woman sees a guy drive up in a hybrid does it make her hot and bothered? Instead of tattoos and piercings, do women now get turned on by guys who recycle and carry reusable tote bags to the supermarket?

After all, a guy who cares about the environment may signal to a woman that he’s sweet, caring and concerned about others. And that may lead a woman to believe that he’ll listen to her problems, support her when she’s down and be a sensitive lover.

My friend Neal who drives a hybrid has a lot of sex with a lot of women who are impressed with the fact that he drives an unassuming car instead of a Porsche or Aston Martin. His Prius says to women that he’s not into impressing anyone.

What they don’t know is that Neal drives a hybrid because he’s CHEAP!

Anything that he does that just happens to be green is because he’s CHEAP! But the women who fall for his “save the world” image don’t know that. So I’m guessing a lot of guys who don’t like to part with a buck are in luck today because now they’re able to get a woman naked based on “An Inconvenient Truth”, even if they were too cheap to see the damn movie!