Do Threesomes Even Exist?
Sure, threesomes exist in movies and in letters to Playboy, but do they really happen to regular folk? I don’t think so.
Three's a Crowd?
I’ve never met one credible person that could convince me they actually participated in a threesome. I can’t even fathom how someone would initiate one. I’m lucky I found one person who finds me attractive enough to get naked with…
I don’t know where I’d look to find someone else. And specifically someone who’s okay with the fact that I’m married and is attracted to my wife too. Now I’ve been with my wife for quite some time and I’m very close to her, I’m pretty sure, but guess what?
I can’t imagine saying, “You know, sex has been just swell for the past fifteen years, but I’d really like to spice things up and bring another woman into bed with us … maybe a petite redhead who’s a couple of years younger than you. What do ya think?”
I’m not sure if she’d start crying, start packing her stuff, or if she’d throw something really sharp at me, but I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t respond with a smile and a big thumbs up! And even if she did agree to a threesome, how do you pull it off?
It seems to me that having sex with two other people at the same time would be like going on two rides simultaneously at Disneyland. Like Space Mountain and It’s a Small World combined into Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. There’d be way too much going on, way too much to see, and it would probably make me nauseous!
I’ve been fantasizing about a Knightly Johannson sandwich ever since that Vanity Fair cover a while back.
Comment by Alex — March 25, 2009 @ 8:43 am
Threesomes are the only way I can actually have sex. I like to see Nebraska while I’m boffing the Dakotas.
Comment by Sam Lufty — March 25, 2009 @ 8:47 am
Bro,
You’re pretty sad. The closest you get to a threesome is sticky Vanity Fair pages? You need to get out more. I’ve had two threesome in the last two months. GRRRREAT!
Comment by Phil — March 25, 2009 @ 9:10 am
Andrew, I’ve been keeping up with your blogs pretty regularly- you are too funny!
Comment by Mia — March 25, 2009 @ 10:00 am
I also was doubtful that threesome’s ever existed… and in a one year period of time, managed somehow to be involved in two of them.
I’m just an average looking guy… but have to say that these memories rank pretty high on my list.
Largely the fantasy was just slightly better than the actual event… but sure am glad to have experienced it.
Comment by Mark — March 25, 2009 @ 6:11 pm
I know what you mean. I feel the same way I been wanting to have a 3some for the longest. but lately my wife has been talking to me about her friend that asked her about it. but my wife is not sure. How can I convince my wife about having a 3some without getting my wife jealous or feel like i am into her friend?
Comment by flix — March 26, 2009 @ 3:53 am
They do happen. My first one was at age 18 with two cute girls. Later in college with two girls that were roommates. And again a couple times in my 20’s… a FWB girl brought over her girlfriend and surprised me when I went into my bedroom they were both naked under the covers. It seems the 80’s had more freedom sexually that today’s generation. Because two-somes were very common and accepted back then.
Comment by John M. — March 26, 2009 @ 6:57 am