Robyn Gibson, Mel’s wife for over 28 years, just filed for divorce. The press has been speculating that Mel was seeing Oksana Grigorieva, a singer signed to Mel Gibson’s record label.

He thought he could keep it secret?

True or not, here’s my question. How does anyone famous, I mean really famous, think that they’re able to date someone on the side?

I mean, if someone famous slept with me … as soon as they left and got into their car … Bam! I’d be on the phone to my brother, my friends Neal, Jason, Chris and Cameron and probably my neighbor Rob.

I’d probably be so jazzed I’d try to call them before she left, like while she was in the bathroom or dozing off. And hey, I’m discreet!

Wait. Mel Gibson has a record label?