Say it ain’t so!  Is Manny Ramirez a juicer?  Or is he just a guy that’s struggling with erectile dysfunction like the rest of us?

Manny’s suspended for 50 games, but he’s released a statement blaming a sexual enhancement treatment prescribed by his doctor in Miami.

So, let’s think about this folks. The guy’s now out 8 million dollars and the Dodgers will surely be out of first place come July.  And all this could be happening because the guy maybe had some ED issues?  Wow.

If Manny’s truly is being persecuted for seeking treatment for sexual dysfunction, then I hope he’ll speak up about it publicly.

We could use a guy like Manny Ramirez.  I mean, me and Bob Dole are good guys and all, but Manny could raise awareness about erectile dysfunction for a whole different crowd.

Bottom line: If erectile dysfunction can happen to Manny Ramirez, it can happen to anyone!

I’m not a big baseball guy — the NFL and NASCAR are more my thing — but I’ve been an on-again off-again Dodgers fan since old Kirk Gibson hit that miracle home run World Series shot back in the 80s.  I guess what I’m saying is I feel really bad for Manny — especially if it turns out to be true that he was just trying to improve his sex life.

Maybe he should have tried Boston Medical Group like I did!  In fact, I think I’ll send Manny’s agent a note and give him my doctor’s number — just in case.