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	<title>Comments on: The Susan Boyle &#8220;I’m No Longer a Virgin&#8221; Countdown Clock Has Begun.</title>
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		<title>By: Brandon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 15:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Some people will do anything for their 15 minutes.

(I was referring to both the virgin and YOU, Andrew) jk...jk...kinda.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some people will do anything for their 15 minutes.</p>
<p>(I was referring to both the virgin and YOU, Andrew) jk&#8230;jk&#8230;kinda.</p>
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		<title>By: Aaron</title>
		<link>http://www.goodbyedysfunction.com/2009/05/the-susan-boyle-i%e2%80%99m-no-longer-a-virgin-countdown-clock-has-begun/comment-page-1/#comment-2895</link>
		<dc:creator>Aaron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 21:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I realize that this is an attempt at humor and that it&#039;s born of the modern secular worldview. Still, have you no understanding of why the woman is a virgin? 

Susan is a virgin because she is a devout Catholic. The Christian teaching is that fornication (sex outside of marriage)is a sin. Period.

Susan will remain a virgin until she&#039;s married, because she believes in the clear and unchanging teaching of the Church. It&#039;s disrespectful to sully the woman and her faith by projecting onto her your own hedonistic modern view of sexuality (conventional wisdom, though it may be.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I realize that this is an attempt at humor and that it&#8217;s born of the modern secular worldview. Still, have you no understanding of why the woman is a virgin? </p>
<p>Susan is a virgin because she is a devout Catholic. The Christian teaching is that fornication (sex outside of marriage)is a sin. Period.</p>
<p>Susan will remain a virgin until she&#8217;s married, because she believes in the clear and unchanging teaching of the Church. It&#8217;s disrespectful to sully the woman and her faith by projecting onto her your own hedonistic modern view of sexuality (conventional wisdom, though it may be.)</p>
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