I know there are huge nationwide budget cuts due to a tough economy but there really needs to be someone employed at state beaches to protect the public from people who don’t know how to pick a bathing suit!

Leaving very little to the imagination..

Sunday I take my wife and kids to the beach for the first time in years and what’s the first thing I see?  A skinny guy in a too big swimsuit that hangs so low that it reveals almost everything, a heavy guy in a Speedo that’s two sizes too small and reveals his marbles and a really giant woman in a thong bikini that reveals everything and then some!

What’s going on here? All day long I’m forced to herd my kids away from a barrage of private parts like a border collie.

And all the breasts implants; I know you paid good money for them and want to show them off but come on. Either cover those things up or take them to a topless beach so my wife can take a break from waking me up just so she can comment on how fake they look.

Don’t people try things on anymore before they buy them?  Have people stopped using mirrors? Or do we just not care how we look anymore?

You see it at the mall too. Skinny people in really large clothes that hang low and really large people in revealing belly shirts and tight, low jeans that show so much skin…well why bother even getting dressed.

Why not just leave the house in your underwear. And by the way, yes…there was a couple at the beach… in their underwear!