Say it ain’t so!  Is Manny Ramirez a juicer?  Or is he just a guy that’s struggling with erectile dysfunction like the rest of us?

Manny’s suspended for 50 games, but he’s released a statement blaming a sexual enhancement treatment prescribed by his doctor in Miami.

So, let’s think about this folks. The guy’s now out 8 million dollars and the Dodgers will surely be out of first place come July.  And all this could be happening because the guy maybe had some ED issues?  Wow.

If Manny’s truly is being persecuted for seeking treatment for sexual dysfunction, then I hope he’ll speak up about it publicly.

We could use a guy like Manny Ramirez.  I mean, me and Bob Dole are good guys and all, but Manny could raise awareness about erectile dysfunction for a whole different crowd.

Bottom line: If erectile dysfunction can happen to Manny Ramirez, it can happen to anyone!

I’m not a big baseball guy — the NFL and NASCAR are more my thing — but I’ve been an on-again off-again Dodgers fan since old Kirk Gibson hit that miracle home run World Series shot back in the 80s.  I guess what I’m saying is I feel really bad for Manny — especially if it turns out to be true that he was just trying to improve his sex life.

Maybe he should have tried Boston Medical Group like I did!  In fact, I think I’ll send Manny’s agent a note and give him my doctor’s number — just in case.

This past August David Duchovny checked into sex rehab and asked us to please respect his privacy. I promised myself I would but then I remembered that Halle Berry’s guy Eric Benet checked himself into sex rehab and years ago actor Michael Douglas denied ever having been to one.

Hard for Duchovny to keep closed...

So I started obsessing about sex rehab. What makes someone check in and where do you even find one? Do you check in because you’re not having hardly any sex or because you’re having way too much sex? And go ahead; try telling me I’m having too much sex…that would make for an interesting intervention with the parents.

And once you’re in sex rehab, do they have sessions that deal with masturbation and phone sex and cyber sex and pornography? Do they get you aroused and then zap you with a cattle prod to teach you to keep your “shtumper” in check? Is sex rehab part of a more conventional rehab with alcohol and drug abusers or is sex rehab just purely for sex addicts?

And if that’s the case and someone falls off the wagon couldn’t that have a domino effect and lead to a full blown orgy? And how exactly did David choose the sex rehab he checked into? Do sex rehabs advertise in magazines like Playboy, Maxim, FHM, Hustler and Smooth? (Yes, there is actually a men’s magazine called Smooth.)

If you run into David Duchovny, could you please ask him what the hell sex rehab is and what they do there? I can’t because I promised I would respect his privacy.