I recently had a discussion with my friend Kenny about who’s hotter — Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston? On the surface it would seem that Jolie should win hands down.
Jolie has those exotic, almost alien-like, good looks. Then there’s her swollen lips, big breasts, and her very sexually-experimental vibe. But then you factor in that she adopts a kid from every country she visits, plus has a couple of her own, and wants to have more … and may end up with 10 or 12! And, not to be too picky… but her legs are a little too skinny, even in heels, and we’ve never really seen her laugh or even smile. That’s creepy.
Now Jennifer…she’s got those clean-scrubbed, girl-next-door good looks, a great body and what appear to be natural breasts. She’s also got a great smile, and I’m guessing she wants to settle down and maybe have at the most two kids. She also must be pretty handy in bed because her boyfriend, rock star John Mayer, could bag anybody he wants and probably has… but he came back to Jen!
I think Brad Pitt would have eventually come back too, but before he knew it he found himself sucked into becoming dad to a brood of six! If he leaves the humanitarian Ms. Jolie right now, then America would hate him. It would be like walking out on Mother Theresa.
So who’s hotter? I vote Jennifer because she’s pretty and lower maintenance than Angie.
Kenny says Angelina because she looks dangerous — like she’d tie you up in bed and do things to you that you never imagined. Yeah Kenny… She’d probably leave you there, handcuffed, while she flies off and adopts a couple more kids.
Next up: Jessica Alba or Natalie Portman?