Sure, threesomes exist in movies and in letters to Playboy, but do they really happen to regular folk? I don’t think so.

Three's a Crowd?

I’ve never met one credible person that could convince me they actually participated in a threesome. I can’t even fathom how someone would initiate one. I’m lucky I found one person who finds me attractive enough to get naked with…

I don’t know where I’d look to find someone else. And specifically someone who’s okay with the fact that I’m married and is attracted to my wife too. Now I’ve been with my wife for quite some time and I’m very close to her, I’m pretty sure, but guess what?

I can’t imagine saying, “You know, sex has been just swell for the past fifteen years, but I’d really like to spice things up and bring another woman into bed with us … maybe a petite redhead who’s a couple of years younger than you. What do ya think?”

I’m not sure if she’d start crying, start packing her stuff, or if she’d throw something really sharp at me, but I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t respond with a smile and a big thumbs up! And even if she did agree to a threesome, how do you pull it off?

It seems to me that having sex with two other people at the same time would be like going on two rides simultaneously at Disneyland. Like Space Mountain and It’s a Small World combined into Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. There’d be way too much going on, way too much to see, and it would probably make me nauseous!

11% More Attractive Than Blue

I’m no scientist, but I could have told you years ago that there’s something about a women in red.

Say you’re at a party or out at the bar with some buddies — who do you notice immediately?  That’s right.  The woman in the red dress.  She might not be as attractive as the conservatively-dressed librarian you notice later, but that’s beside the point.

Turns out, scientists have recently discovered that wearing red boosts attraction.

According to this article (with a nice pic of Elizabeth Hurley) I just read, “The scientists told study volunteers they had $100.  The volunteers were then shown a picture of their “date”, and then asked how much of that money they were prepared to spend.

On average, a picture of a woman wearing red meant a more expensive night out and an overall higher rating of attractiveness.”

That ain’t exactly rocket science. As a Boston Medical Group spokesman, I’m proud to have figured that one out on my own!

I’m thinking the wife and I might do our own study tonight.  The one where she role-plays a librarian in a red suit.  I think the scientific conclusions we reach might be pretty earth-shattering!