Sure, threesomes exist in movies and in letters to Playboy, but do they really happen to regular folk? I don’t think so.
I’ve never met one credible person that could convince me they actually participated in a threesome. I can’t even fathom how someone would initiate one. I’m lucky I found one person who finds me attractive enough to get naked with…
I don’t know where I’d look to find someone else. And specifically someone who’s okay with the fact that I’m married and is attracted to my wife too. Now I’ve been with my wife for quite some time and I’m very close to her, I’m pretty sure, but guess what?
I can’t imagine saying, “You know, sex has been just swell for the past fifteen years, but I’d really like to spice things up and bring another woman into bed with us … maybe a petite redhead who’s a couple of years younger than you. What do ya think?”
I’m not sure if she’d start crying, start packing her stuff, or if she’d throw something really sharp at me, but I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t respond with a smile and a big thumbs up! And even if she did agree to a threesome, how do you pull it off?
It seems to me that having sex with two other people at the same time would be like going on two rides simultaneously at Disneyland. Like Space Mountain and It’s a Small World combined into Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. There’d be way too much going on, way too much to see, and it would probably make me nauseous!